Gather the eyeballs of bats (with extra juice) and throw them into a cauldron. Next, add a tablespoon of poison dart frog slime along with one cup of blister beetle larvae. Sprinkle in some spiderwebs and a few coughed-up hairballs of your pet cat (added points for a black cat). Stir the concoction together with the bark of a poisonous Yew tree, infusing and infesting every drop of the soup. Add in half a gallon of sewer water and boil for 4 hours. Serve hot and enjoy the ghoulish feast!
