Chop up some angry poison ivy and sprinkle in a jolly mix of Christmas holly, pokeweed, nightshade, and cotoneaster, adding a dash of danger to our master creation. Next, add a dollop of reindeer barf. Toss in some baby penguin floofs and dirty snow, followed by freshly plucked pine cones from a wintry tree. For an added surprise, add a handful of frozen dirt. Top it off with a moldy carrot from a snowman’s nose. And your deadly salad is ready.
