In a bowl, add chunky and expired honey with a spoonful of glowing, slimy flour. Why the flour glows, you ask? We ask ourselves the same question. Next, stir in two dinosaur eggs (shells and all). Mix well. Toast your moldy bread slices by plunging them into the frying pan and rolling them in tar. Next, slather the bread with expired butter. Top with some dead alley roaches for a nice, crunchy surprise.
