Let the ghoulish times commence. Gather the eyeballs of bats, ensuring that they are filled with extra juice for that oomph of flavor and throw into a cauldron. Next, add a tablespoon of poison dart frog slime into the mix, along with one cup of blister beetles larvae for eerie ambiance. Sprinkle in some spiderwebs and a few coughed up hairballs of your pet cat (added points for black cat). Stir the concoction together with the bark of a poisonous Yew tree, infusing and infesting every drop of the soup. Add in half a gallon of sewer water and boil for 4 hours.
Serve hot! Let the flavors of the supernatural dance upon your palate in this delightfully ghoulish feast!