Arm yourself with some moldy green bread, and let your nose guide you! Into the bowl goes chunky and expired honey with a spoonful of glowing, slimy flour. Why the flour glows, you ask? We haven’t the faintest idea! Next, stir in two dinosaur eggs (shells and all) for a touch of prehistoric pizzazz! Mix well. Prepare your brave toast soldiers for war by plunging them into the flames until they emerge as dark as night. Then, with a flourish, slather them with expired butter. Some dead alley roaches add a crunchy surprise that will make your taste buds tingle.