To begin your frightening adventure, arm yourself with some moldy green bread and let your nose dictate the direction! Into the bowl goes chunky expired honey and a spoonful of glowing, slimy flour – the essence of enchantment. Why the flour glows, you ask? We haven’t the faintest idea! Next stir in two dinosaur eggs (shells and all) for a touch of prehistoric pizzazz! Mix well until it takes on the darkness of a dragon’s forest.
Prepare your brave toast soldiers for war by plunging them into the flames until they emerge as dark as night. Then, with a flourish fit for a knight, slather them with expired butter. What is this beautiful dish missing? Ah the trusted but dead alley roaches are the best topping for the toast adding a crunchy surprise that will make your taste buds tingle.
Savor each bite as if the recipe belongs to a page from the most fantastical of cookbooks!