Get ready to chow down the best chowder. Throw a splash of snail slime into a bowl, then add some dead rose petals. Mix well, then add 10 stinkbugs straight into the mix! Let it all simmer and stew for a whole hour, letting those flavors blend into a gooey mess of deliciousness. Get out the glitter, the edible flowers, maybe even some unicorn sprinkles if you’re feeling adventurous!
