Your canvas is a moldy green tortilla. Now, travel the murky depths of swampy frog gutties and chop for 20 seconds until the guts resemble juice. Marry the goo with rotting lettuce from the depths of your fridge. Next, chop and add a black, slimy tomato, bursting with fumes, to the mix. To ensure your masterpiece stays intact, seal it with a combination of chewed gum and normal glue. Finally, crown your creation with 7 cups of the stinkiest cheese of all, Vieux Boulogne!
