In a bowl, combine some swampy frog guts and chop for 20 seconds until the guts resemble juice. Marry the goo with rotting lettuce. Next, chop and add a black, slimy tomato. Enhance the fumes for an added party to your senses as you roll the goo inside the moldy green tortillas. To ensure your masterpiece stays intact, seal it with chewed gum and normal glue. Top your creation with 7 cups of the stinkiest cheese of all, the Vieux Boulogne!
