Your canvas is a moldy green tortilla. Now, travel the murky depths of swampy frog gutties and chop for 20 seconds until the…
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LI’L HAMMY’S FUNK CHOWDER
Get ready to chow down the best chowder. Throw a splash of snail slime into a bowl, then add some dead rose petals….
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Buttered dead French ROACH Toast
Arm yourself with some moldy green bread, and let your nose guide you! Into the bowl goes chunky and expired honey with a…
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Li’L Hammy’s Earthworm Delight
Grab a big bowl and plop in some wobbly jelly. But hold onto your hats, folks, because here comes the twist: dead earthworms!…
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LI’L HAMMY HEARS A HOOPZILLA
Gather the guts of a pumpkin and place them in the cauldron (or bowl, if you prefer). Next, add a raw cod, the…
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Whimsical Poison Berry Salad
To start the season on the right note, take a festive holiday bowl and chop up some angry poison ivy. Next, sprinkle in…
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